Wednesday, September 21, 2005

"WEDNESDAY'S WORD OF THE DAY" Brought to you by The Colon Plunger: Giving people a reason to stick something up their rectum for 30 years

Steroids:

Pronunciation: go ask your mother.
Function: oh, many functions.
Etymology: Balconian
Date: 1492 when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

1. a liquid, gas, or pill that one consumes to increase
the size of their muscular capacity and shrink their
penis down to the size of a belly button.
2. a professional sports players best friend,
besides hand cream.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:19 PM  
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7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, good! I see you have protected your site from crapola "comments" like the ones which had been invading it lately. Now I'd love to see some more of your wonderfully funny postings again! (If you're not too busy running races).

Blaaagster

12:46 AM  
Blogger A Nun said...

I love all these wankers that say, "love your blog," and then say, "check out mine, when you get time." Wait a minute, did I, 'a nun' say, "wanker?"

Hmm, gives one pause, doesn't it? No less the various body parts you obviously take great delight in.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Dennis Cozzalio said...

Cruzbomb, congratulations on the word verification. Good to see you back in the blogosphere and in the 3-D world too. Now, where's my f-in' udder cream?

1:46 AM  

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