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Steroids:

Pronunciation: go ask your mother.
Function: oh, many functions.
Etymology: Balconian
Date: 1492 when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

1. a liquid, gas, or pill that one consumes to increase
the size of their muscular capacity and shrink their
penis down to the size of a belly button.
2. a professional sports players best friend,
besides hand cream.