The Starting Line (About Damn Time)

Dear Diary,
Today I started a blog on the Internet. I also got a haircut. What a day it's been! I was going to call my blog "clowns on parade," but since I have a fear of both clowns and parades, I decided that might be a bad idea. But usually I'm chock full of bad ideas, so this was really nothing new. I mean, remember the time when I decided to walk home naked from my friend's house? Now that turned out to be a bad idea. Sure, it looked good on paper, but-- Why the hell am I telling you this? Well, Diary, it's getting late, so I'm going to slip into my Captain America Underoos and let nature take its course. So, until next time...